May 12
Funny Boners 1
DVD Description: - Have you ever not only listened to a dirty joke, but also tried to imagine what it would be like to live the joke? In this movie, a blind guy enters a bar with a handful of dirty jokes that he tells the gorgeous blonde bartender. As he shoots them out, the blonde chick uses her incredible imagination to bring each joke to life, adding a little extra spice to each one, making them that much more enjoyable.
Scene 1 Description: - A blind guy walks up to a bar, asks for his drink from a sexy, blonde bartender and begins to tell a story of a couple madly in love. As he starts to tell the story, the bartender imagines what this couple looks like as the scene cuts to a chick on her knees completely undressed sucking on her man’s hard cock. She bobs and weaves her head on the guy’s knob until his dick explodes mangoo all over the slut’s sexy body.
Scene 2 Description: - One thousand dollars and you can fuck this sexy blonde whore too. A guy bribes this chick with five hundred just to see her perfect ripe tits under her robe, but then he offers another five hundred to get a feel of them. Feeling leads to titty sucking, and titty sucking leads to pussy munching. The slut finally gets a grip and asks if the guy is done. When he throws another wad of cash on the table, the whore agrees to stuff her face-gash with his meat-stick before accommodating his bone in her wet slit. He even gets the opportunity for no extra charge to ream her bunghole before dousing her face with cum.
Scene 3 Description: - Make sure to listen to the joke at the beginning of this scene all the way through before watching the action, because it’s fucking hilarious how stupid they make this blonde sound. After delivering the end of the joke, the blonde slut drops to her knees to swallow the guy’s dick. As the slut lies back on the couch, the guy slides his bone deep in her bald fuck-hole. He nails the whore in a variety of poses before unloading sperm all over her melon shaped tits
Scene 4 Description: - What starts off as a funny joke ends as a sexy fuck session. After an Asian schoolgirl whore answers the teacher’s question with a wrong answer, she gets to make it up by fucking him with another student, a sexy blonde chick, right in front of the rest of the class. The guy feeds his dick to both the sluts’ watery mouth holes before burying his erection in the Asian’s pussy while munching on the blonde’s tight snatch. When the guy slams his dick in the blonde hottie’s wet slit, she rams the Asian whore’s fuck-spot with a vibrator. The two sluts position themselves so the guy can alternate between pussies with his fuzz buster before busting a nut all over their stomachs.
Scene 5 Description: - This is a great joke about a genie broken free by a couple of golfers accidentally breaking the genie’s lamp and setting her free, but you must watch the scene to the very end to catch the moral of the joke. Basically, a guy gets a wish granted to fuck the genie. He starts by caressing her smooth skin under her genie outfit before flicking his tongue at her wet, bald clit. She jumps up to feed his rod into her tongue holster, lubing it up for pussy penetration. The guy slams his dick into her wet clam through a variety of positions, pulling out finally to dump a load of penis pudding on her face and chest.
Scene 6 Description: - A doctor orders his assistant to follow a regular customer due to suspicious behavior to find out where he’s going. When the assistant arrives at the house the customer she followed went back to, she peeks in the window to find a beautiful brunette masturbating on a bed, waving her boyfriend over to eat her cherry pie. The guy gets up to stuff her face full of cock before thrusting his bone in her moist box through many incredible formations. He pulls out to blow his wad all over her pussy.
