Each of you knows someone that is a total fucking sextard - you know, the guy (or gal) that is totally retarded when it comes to getting laid…… Well in my case, I become a total sextard after about 2/3rds a bottle of Jack - add a pretty girl to the scene and I’m totally clueless. This pic was shot at one of my parties - and I’m betting I didn’t have any pants on either but lucky for you - the camera person saved you the agony of looking at my dong while I was in sextard mode.

Sextard With Violet

In any case, being in porn subjects me to a lot of sextards - like the lady at Walgreens that asks why I bring in a different neighbor girl each week for the “day-after-pill”, or dumb ass wigger that thinks he’ll be the next porn superstar with his massive 5″ white-boy penis. Sure, many of the girls are sextards too. Like the time Shay first saw my huge cock and threw up her hands and said “no fucking way”, I just grinned and said, “watch me”. After ramming the entire thing in her tight little teen pussy, I looked at her and said YES FUCKING WAY, SEXTARD!

Or the time Baily showed up for a photo shoot with a yeast infection so bad that I could have had cottage cheese and peaches if I had just remembered to bring the fucking peaches. Girl, wash your cunt before a fucking nude photo shoot, SEXTARD!

And don’t forget the dumbass on MySpace that sends a girl a picture of his cock and asks if she wants to fuck - stupid fuckin move SEXTARD!

I could go on, but you get the picture.

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DVD Description: - The amateurs in this dvd are more than anxious to become stars that they will do anything to make the pick, from pussy fucking to pussy eating or blowjobs to anal pounding. Be the first to see how well these closet sluts perform in front of the camera as they try to make their way to the top.

Scene 1 Description: - This Asian slut has quite a surprise for the camera dude. Her panties are “fuck ready”, with a slit down the middle for the convenience of an easy fuck without having to take the panties off. The slut drops to her knees to blow the interviewer, licking at his shaft while sucking it down at the same time; a very unique blowing technique. She pops back up on the couch to catch the dude’s member in her holiest of holies, allowing the stud to pound at her box for a while. He pulls out for the slut to suck his cock down and relax.

Scene 2 Description: - A brunette chick, dressed in a slutty maid outfit, comes to a porn audition with the intention to get fucked hard by the camera man. She strips out of her dress, unveiling her enormous pom-poms and shaved gash. Lying back on the bed, the whore takes the dude’s meat stick between her legs in multiple orgasmic positions.

Scene 3 Description: - Two very sexy blonde amateur sluts cuddle with each other on the couch in their pajamas as they’re interviewed by the camera guy. Once the clothes are off, the dude nails a chick from behind as she chomps down on her girlfriend’s snizz. The two sluts switch positions so the other fuck-slut can get a piece of the pounding action while tasting the other slut’s pussy, making this a very sexy, watch-worthy scene.

Scene 4 Description: - This sexy MILF has that girl-next-door look with a slutty edge, as she strips out of her clothes to reveal her perfect, handful of milk bladders and shaved muff. Sprawled out on the couch, this slut takes a dickful in her gaping twat. She flips over on the couch so the dude can pound her some more, slapping his balls against her erect clit.

Scene 5 Description: - This newly 18 year old slut would be smoking hot if she got a major make over, face and clothes. Regardless, her body is really not too bad at all as she throws her legs up behind her head, making her pussy and ass available for a hot beef injection by the camera dude. After a massive amount of anal spelunking with his man meat, the dude finally shoots his load in the whores blown out asshole, making a very sloppy creampie.

Scene 6 Description: - This blonde cumslut absolutely adores sex. Now, she’s not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, but she sure does know how to get a cock hard as she rubs gently at her bald, roast beef sandwich before spreading her lips to accompany the camera dude’s hard rod.

Scene 7 Description: - This scene is fucking hot. When the camera guy strolls down the stairs of his house, he finds a petite, horny skank sitting on his couch, rubbing at her pussy, just waiting for his cock to blast at her vaj. When he walks up, cock swaying, the slut spreads her legs to be pussy violated by his member. The slut gets her pussy stretched to the limit by the dude’s meat hammer until he can’t take anymore, unloading his spunk all over the slut’s tongue.

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DVD Description: - In this DVD, these sluts are auditioning to be future pornstars. First, they’re interviewed before, during and after having their pussies filled with the camera dude’s cock. You will get up close and personal with these sluts as they are all eyes-on-you during the start and end of each scene.

Scene 1 Description: - A sexy, little slut slowly strips out of her naughty schoolgirl outfit while rubbing at her clit and getting very personal with the cameraman before the dude shoves his manhood in her cock hungry mouth. This horny slut lies back on the couch to spread her legs extra wide for the dude to penetrate her pussy with his meat sword. He pounds at the slut’s clam until he blows his load all over her pussy and ass.

Scene 2 Description: - Although this chick may be a little thick, she has some sexy ways about her. Maybe it’s her innocent I-wanna-fuck-you-now look as she spreads her perfect, moist pussy lips and flashes her nice, plump ass for the camera. When her pink panties come off and she props herself up on the table, parting her legs, the fucking begins. The dude nails her in multiple positions, making her large baps sway all over the place, bringing her to a near climax. He pulls out so she can get enjoyment out of sucking his cock.

Scene 3 Description: - This scene struck me as kind of peculiar, because, while this black slut is having a serious one-on-one conversation with the camera guy, she’s rubbing her pierced clit with her lubed-up hand while completely nude. It’s when she takes the white dude’s man meat in her slit that the conversation turns to moans, as she’s nailed in multiple positions. She drops to her knees to take a cum bath on her chin.

Scene 4 Description: - The chick in this scene is smoking hot! It’s just hard to believe she had a kid. This cumslut starts the scene off, talking to the camera dude while sititing on the kitchen table in her sexy lingerie, slowly stripping down until her perfect, pierced tits and clit ring are exposed. Strangely, though, while she’s getting pounded by the dude’s meat stick, she claims that she has to piss, so the dude shows her to the bathroom before undergoing more hot beef injection. Once the toilet flushes, they’re right back to fucking, only this time she takes it from behind before gettiing on her knees to engulf his shaft in her watery mouth.

Scene 5 Description: - The way this slut throws herself down on the bed after taking all her clothes off and being interviewed with sex on the mind while rubbing at her lonely clit just goes to show how badly she needs a hard cock in her wet, bald meat wallet. The dude pounds at her beaver so hard, her fun bags blast her in the face everytime the dude slams his cock in her holiest of holies. The cock hungry whore flips over on all fours to take it doggystyle in her puss, before taking a load on her ballonknot, dribbling down between her meat curtains.

Scene 6 Description: - The slut in this segment is by far the absolute epitome of a butter everything, but that doesn’t stop this nympho slut from getting a hard cock stamped between her legs, thrusting at her shaved, pierced pussy. After receiving a thorough interview with the camera guy, she mounts up on the dude’s meat thermometer for an intense sexual experience.

Scene 7 Description: - The sexy BBW, Latina slut in this scene is about to indulge in her first adult film shoot ever, as she reveals her massive funbags and rubs her hand across her vaj during an exclusive interview with the cameraman. The cock hungry slut feeds the dude’s cock in her mouth hole, lubing his shaft up to fill her pussy with it. After the slut cums from his hard cock pounding in her puss, she flips over in the doggystyle position to take it full in her loose asshole until the guy’s cock can’t hold out any longer, shooting his load between her enormous ass cheeks.

Scene 8 Description: - The teen slut in this scene has a fucking great body with a perfect set of perky hershey mounds. After stripping out of her sexy outfit, she puts her skills to the test, utilizing both the kitchen table and the couch for pussy invasion by the dude’s johnson. The guy pulls his cock out at the last second, squirting his mangoo all over the sluts asshole.

Scene 9 Description: - All I have to say about this chick is… Wow! She has got the tightest firm body accompanied by two gigantic baps and a sexy, exotic look. As she’s stripping out of her panties, the slut reveals her piercings on her nipples, tongue and clit before screwing the dude’s man meat in numerous positions. The guy pulls out his wang, spewing jizm on this vixen’s tight ballonknot.

Scene 10 Description: - A blonde teen slut stuck in the 80’s with small tattoos on almost every body part strips down to nearly nothing while being interviewed by the director. She spreads her legs on the bed, revealing her pierced, bald puss, anxious to take on the dude’s member in some pussy pounding. The greatest thing about this chick is that, if she had the choice, she would prefer to be fucked in the ass. Well, maybe next time.

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DVD Description: - This DVD contains three scenes of sluts ready to fuck on film for the first time. Each chick has a little tale on their previous sex experiences before taking the plunge in their pussies and mouths, full of cocks and dildos, for their debut on Lone Star Virgins.

Scene 1 Description: - A dude with the best damn mullet I’ve ever laid eyes on walks in on a sexy black broad ready and craving a cock pounding as she lays on a bed in her see through slip-on. The dude throws his cock in the slut’s face to be washed down by her mouth hole, preparing it for pussy intrusion. Once the dude slips his rod in her bald hot cake, the foot long fake dong comes out so she can keep her fetish for sucking complete until the dude fires his wad all over her face.

Scene 2 Description: - A Texan couple hooks up on camera for us all to watch as the dude drops down to suction his lips around his tiny brown haired girlfriend’s blown out pussy. The guy pulls his cock out of his banana hammock for his woman to thrust her head at before filling her stink pipe with his fuck stick. He pulls out for a couple minutes to get her pussy wet from a high powered vibrator before sticking his wand back in her fudge box as she fondles at her wet box. After the dude pulls out to blast her stomach in semen, he gets her off with the help of a few toys.

Scene 3 Description: - The mullet returns again, only this time with a chick that has a little more curb appeal, lifting her skirt and removing the panties for pussy intrusion and using a floppy rubber cock on it. The dude offers his cock for her tooth cave, lubing it up for her pussy’s hot beef injection. The dude pounds at her pussy and mouth, bringing in a dildo every time her furbox is not in use, until he sprays his load on her ripe tits.

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DVD Description: - It’s the end of the workday for these performers and they’re still ready to go. They might be yawning, they might be masturbating, they might be horny, and they might be exhausted, but one thing is for sure, they haven’t gotten their fill of cock and cum. This DVD is about as low budget as you’re going to get, but as you all know, sometimes, in porn, the lower the budget the better. You get up-close and personal with these whores as they answer questions, give blowjobs, fuck, lick pussy and even take internal cumshots. It doesn’t get much more real than this.

Scene 1 Description: - What a trooper. This Asian teen hottie just got done with a double penetration shoot and here she is, ready for more. The cameraman pesters the cutie about her sex life while she sits there on the couch in her sexy black lingerie and red kimono. She removes her bra revealing a set of firm tits and then removes her thong revealing a smoothly shaved pussy. Next thing you know, she’s straddling the cameraman as he films her pussy sliding up and down his shaft in both the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions before he cums deep inside of her pussy.

Scene 2 Description: - Go grab a bib, because the shot of this chick’s ass underneath her schoolgirl skirt is going to make you drool all over yourself. She flips over, spreads her legs and begins masturbating while answering questions about her first anal experience. She then crawls over to the cameraman and begins giving him a POV blowjob. Imagine how nice it’s got to be to look down at those beautiful brown eyes as you’re pounding into her mouth. She’s then fucked in the missionary position for a bit before riding the fella’s cock in the cowgirl position. He sticks his finger into her tight asshole before busting a nut deep inside of her creamy vadge.

Scene 3 Description: - A lovely brunette teen in pink bikini and a gorgeous blonde in a short skirt and stockings field a series of questions while caressing each other before pulling their perky tits out and removing their bottoms, giving us a close-up of their perfect asses. We get to watch the blonde lick the brunette’s smoothly shaved snapper before the cameraman gets up behind the blonde and plummets his boner into her penis pouch. Now it’s the brunette’s turn to fuck. The blonde hops off and the brunette hops on in the cowgirl position. The blonde licks the dude’s balls while he pounds in and out of the brunette’s bone-holster. We don’t get to see it, but he does cum in her.

Scene 4 Description: - She’s not a teen, but she sure looks like one with her tiny frame, cute Asian face and pigtails. This Thai slut answers a couple questions the cameraman has for her before pulling off her panties, spreading her ass cheeks and rubbing saliva into her little asshole and shaved snatch. She wraps her lips around the cameraman’s cock before hopping up onto it in the cowgirl position. We get a real good POV shot of him banging the slut in the missionary position before she’s spun around on her stomach so that he can poke her from behind. He zooms in on her gaping hole to show the cum oozing out that he left deep inside of her.

Scene 5 Description: - Holy hot tamale, this Latina teen is bad. She’s the cutest fucking thing you’re ever going to see and an extremely talented little slut at that. We get a good look at her tight, tan body and firm, full breasts after she strips out of her sexy red lingerie while flirting with the cameraman. She spreads her legs as wide as they can possibly go, giving us a real good look at her tight, shaved slit and balloonknot before receiving a deep mouthfucking while rubbing her clit. She fucks a clothed man for a bit before having her pussy eaten. The cameraman sticks his knob in her mouth while the other guy goes to work on her launching a cumshot all over her beautiful breasts.

Scene 6 Description - A blonde teen that’s already taken two cocks in her pussy and an internal cumshot the day this scene was shot confesses about a few things while sitting there in the kitchen in a see-thru pink shirt, pigtails, stockings and a short mini-skirt. She gets on her knees and inhales a horny dude’s cock before being thrown up onto the dining room table so that the cameraman can stuff her creamy cooch with his erection while she continues blowing the other guy. The two guys switch it up for a bit so the guy getting blown can get a piece of her puss before the cameraman goes back in to blow his load deep inside of her. Watch him shovel the cumshot out with his fingers.

Scene 7 Description - A dumbass slut with some serious curves sits on the bed and talks about how she hates math before bending over to show off her large, chunky ass. The cameraman pulls her panties aside revealing a nicely shaved snizz. She chokes on the dude’s meat-thermometer for a bit before jumping on top of him in the cowgirl position. Look at that ass jiggle as he pounds in and out of her. She’s flipped over onto back so that we can see her stomach and tits ripples as he barrels in and out of her warm taco. He doesn’t pull out when he cums so that we can watch the semen seep out of her vadge. It’s not over just yet. Watch how he pushes his boner into her asshole.

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